Dear Neighbor To Our Left,
What the hell is your problem concerning your trash can? Trash pickup is Tuesday. You let it sit out until Thursday or Friday each week. The other day I heard a noise, looked out the window and saw that you or a visitor had hit the trash can while backing up. I saw you laugh. I saw you put it back at the curb instead of to your house. Wednesday it was so windy your trashcan blew into our driveway. I moved it back to yours. You’re a lazy idiot.
Dear Neighbor To Our Right,
Congratulations on having your Christmas lights up. Oh, they’re such pretty icicle lights. It’s so smart to be ready in advance. Christmas seems to sneak up earlier and earlier each year. Forgive me for cutting this short, I want to get to the store for some New Year’s champagne before it’s all gone.
The Unprepared Neighbor
Dear Neighbor Even More To Our Right,
I’m glad that you only had your car up on jack stands for 2 days. Well actually, all four on jack stands for day 1 and then only two on day 2. It was awfully nice to see as I came/went from my home.
Wondering Where The Home Owner’s Association Is
Dear Body Fat,
Please… just go. You’re not welcome here.
Short & Not Sweet,
Hater Of Body Fat
Thank you for winning over Devil yesterday. It was difficult passing that McDonald’s and thinking how one little ole DOUBLE Quarter Pounder with cheese wouldn’t hurt. When I began rationalizing why I thought I deserved it, you prevailed. Thank you again!
I know you’re not mine. You’re part of the rental deal. I understand that. I’m just not sure why any manufacturer would think it to be a good idea to locate the lint screen at the top of the dryer. Everytime I pull your screen out, lint flies to and fro. Please keep your lint to yourself.
Dear Club Cards,
I still hate you all (except for my gym card and Friday’s Card). You suck. Why can’t I get a discount without you?
Card Carrying Schmuck
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|We arrived to Oakhurst, CA a year ago. After a beautiful scenic drive to the campground, we set up the RV, ate dinner and then I discovered some family issues brewing in Florida. Jim and I decided it would be best for us to go to San Diego the next day and then I’d fly out.|