Above: Future me after weight loss.
From time to time I run Google Analytics to see where my readers are coming from, how they found me, who referred me and all that jazz. I’ve mentioned it back in November when a popular search at the time was regarding nudity. Here’s an update. This time isn’t much different than the previous. Apparently there’s a lot of people looking for RV nudism. The chart below is June 1st to July 1st. Here’s the keywords that lead people to the blog.
Above: There’s so much to look at here. Look at number #15 and #27. People need whores.
Fun stuff.
This afternoon the property management company sent out someone to do a walk through. They gave us plenty of advance notice. It was tough work concealing the dungeon, my hand grenade collection, parking meter display, partially disassembled motorcycle in my living room (on top of an old sheet of course), my 200 square foot insect farm, and my pitbull breeding room. The inspection went well, I don’t think he suspected a thing. He made some notes and snapped some photos of the rooms. It was all over fairly quickly. As he departed he mumbled something about “getting in the way” or something like that.
I did manage to mix up some weed killer and go around the house on a weed-killing-spree. Sounds horrific, doesn’t it? During the 10 days we were gone, the weeds invaded the drive cracks seeking salvation.
Above: Our driveway shall not be used as a weed haven!
Man! I put away some food today. I went over by a point.
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Maybe this is just a little bit too thin.....
ReplyDeleteThat RV nudism search was me. I have a secret fantasy.....
Whores? I'd say they found the right place. As if you would know what to do with a parking meter. What must the neighbors think of you with all the weeds growing in your driveway. Just disgraceful!
ReplyDeleteWeed Whore, Weed Whore!!
ReplyDeleteI haven't run analytics in forever... but I rarely have fun search stuff coming my way. Last time I checked, most of my search finds related to transexuals or verizon products.
@Jason: LOL. Perhaps you need to buy an RV?
ReplyDelete@Tim: Hell, my neighbors have Christmas lights up - still.
@Liz: uhhhhh transsexuals? How does that relate toy our blog?
LOVE it!!!! And I must say in these pics, you can already see the weight loss change in you!!! Keep up the GREAT work, both on the blog and on the diet!!! Enjoy you 4th of July!!!
ReplyDeleteSonia
Thanks Sonia. You know you want me... :-)
ReplyDeleteSonia better watch her back. I'M your woman, Garret!
ReplyDeleteYour analytics were hysterical! Big butts? That made me giggle. Now I want to run analytics on Casa Hice and see what kind of search terms come up for me! How do you do it?
Your face really does show your weight loss - very handsome Gar. Garret who is mine all mine - well, except for your husband, I mean.