Dear Potential Employers,
Hire me. Am I over qualified or under qualified? What gives?
An Excellent Employee
I don’t hate you. I don’t. I rarely step on you. I think I just don’t want to know. Unfortunately your pals, Pants and Mirror, constantly remind me. I’m thinking about writing them a letter but have decided they’re just not worth it.
Still your friend,
Hater of Clothing and Mirrors
Dear Weight Watchers,
I miss you! WE have lots of work to do as soon as I splurge on your monthly fee. I look forward to meeting your new PointsPlus TM system. I hear fruits and veggies are “free”. I like free foods. I know I abandoned you and used my job as an excuse but I’ll be back!
Constantly Hungry and Over Weight,
A Successful Past Customer
Dear Snow Pants,
You rock! You kept me warm and dry while frolicking in the snow. The best part about you was the price.
Warm and Loved It
Dear Hawksnest Resort,
On our prior visit you were tacky and needed a lot of updating BUT you were fun. On our recent visit you were still tacky and not as fun. Your “Magic Carpet” failures were annoying and sucked up a lot of our snow tubing time. Grading the slopes leads to stalling out amidst a fun slide down. Why must you grade? Maybe we’ll give you another shot.
Disappointed in Charlotte,
A Possible Return Customer
Dear Mother Nature,
Thank you so much for the very light dusting of snow on Sunday night. My Mom had gone to bed but had gotten up for something and was able to see it. Just in case this was our only snow while she’s visiting, I was thrilled she was able to see it falling from the sky. With it being a very light snow, the roads were safe for Jim to go to work on Monday morning so another thank you is deserved.
Enjoying Snow I don’t Have to Shovel,
* I’ll catch up on the Myrtle Beach trip during or after the weekend.