9-7-09 Monday (Awww Nuts)

Well, here’s the wrap-up of my review.  I had a great time with Jim, Carl & Tim.  The Flamingo Luxury Resort is NOT a luxury resort.  I understand it just opened.  I’m tired of hearing that as an excuse.  The website needs to reflect the truth.

I don’t care that you couldn’t get the safes programmed in time OR the waiters have no system for knowing where on the pool deck I’m sitting OR we can’t split checks because of your kitchen’s ineptness OR you couldn’t find enough workers. I don’t care about growing pains, absence of systems, or the like. 

I care that I paid full price for 1/2 the quality.  I care and I want a gay owned business to succeed.  I care that the staff didn’t really want to know what was wrong.  I care that they never asked me on check out how things were.  I care that they asked Tim and when he replied “you don’t want to know” the employee didn’t ask any further.  I care that there were no surveys. 

Will we ever stay there again?  Maybe.  Maybe I’ll be in a “well, that was a year ago, hopefully it’s better” frame of mind.

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For right now:   FAIL

On a humorous note, we’ve seen these freaky billboards scattered around Florida.  The guy is creepy looking.  He’s done over 15,000 vasectomies.  He’s touched 15,000 men.

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I just had to get that off my mind… thanks for being there.

Alright, time to finish up this blog entry.  We got home, worked out, went to my Mom & Dad’s for dinner (tacos!) and then came home to unpack and do laundry.

How was your holiday weekend?  Keep it short… like I do.

 

 

 

 

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6 comments:

  1. So, how many men out there would let this man touch you down there? I mean the fact that he has touched over 15,000 other men actually creeps me out rather than reassure me of his qualifications. I think it makes him sound like a whore. Besides who wants his hands touching you down there when he has touched SO many others there? I just think this guy looks like he enjoys his work TOO much. I think he gets a sick satisfaction of touching you there, and then emasculating you, all while you pay him to pleasure himself in such a sick twisted manner. Glad I will NEVER need his services.

    Jim

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  2. He reminds me of a tv host out of the seventies... John I think his name was. He was on some show like "People are Amazing" or something like that. Argh, brain fart, can't remember his last name for anything. :P

    But yeah, even with not knowing the person I'm referring to, he still looks like a cheesy game show host.

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  3. Walk On: Oddly, I knew who you were talking about. "That's Incredible".

    http://www.tv.com/thats-incredible/show/1488/summary.html

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  4. I was just thinking how he's touched almost as many men as you have Garret. =:0)

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  5. OMG, you got it! lmao, I can't believe anyone figured it out considering how off base my "clue" was! TV trivia: WIN for you!

    John Davidson, that's who he reminded me of. It's the hair and the eyebrows I think..

    http://tinyurl.com/lzhuyw

    I bow to your trivia supremacy! Genius, pure genius. :D

    My idea of creepy was always a gynecologist. I mean, ok, like the guy on the billboard handles balls and all, but gyns actually look inside. I mean...really...

    And for the record, there is a female equivalent of the "turn your head and cough" rubber glove test you fellows have to deal with. And the gyns do that too. Double invasive ick factor. I spend my horrid appointments trying hard not to think how many other people this doc has done *this* to. :P

    TMI, I'm sure. :)

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  6. The creepy part is, this is the SAME picture on the SAME website for the last umpteen years. I wonder what he looks like now? I mean, can one sue for false advertising and you go in and he's even CREEPIER looking than on his billboard?
    I can't decide who's creepier though: This guy, or the 'forthepeople.com' lawyer. He looks plastic.

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