1-26-16 Belize

Jim was sick.  He was the only one who drank water from Xplor Park’s water fountain.  Before he swallowed it, Beth yelled for him to stop.  He spit it out but if there were any parasites in it, it was certainly too late.  I’d like to think that in a big tourist attraction such as this place, the water is filtered.  Either way, we now refer to this as “Montezuma’s Revenge”.  This is even funnier now since as I researched Mexican water for this blog entry, an article mentions that falling ill from drinking it is referred to as “Montezuma’s Revenge”.  Well, that just confirms it. 

He wasn’t able to make today’s excursion to Altun Ha Mayan Site & River Wallace. I went to the Excursion desk to cancel tomorrow’s excursion expecting Jim wouldn’t be 100%.  The cancellation policy is 24 hours for a refund… so I thought.  Anyway, the desk was closed and Beth, Anne and I had to start our excursion.

Here’s the excursion description:

Flanked by Mexico and Guatemala on the Caribbean coast, your Carnival cruise destination of Belize offers wonderful natural attractions and ancient history. Altun Ha Mayan Site & River Wallace is just the shore excursion for you if you’d like to visit an important Mayan ruin and see Belize’s wildlife in a lush tropical rainforest.

Step aboard a boat and hang on to your hat for an exhilarating ride along Belize City’s scenic coast. Then you’ll enter the Belize River, called Rio Wallace by the Spaniards during the Conquistador rule of the New World. The Maya traders and British loggers transporting precious mahogany also used the tributary.  Keep your eyes open and your camera ready for a glimpse at the natural wildlife.  You just may spot crocodiles, iguanas, howler monkeys, and even feeding manatees or dolphins during your journey.

After approximately 90 minutes on the river, your tour captain will tie up at a riverside dock for 30 to 45 minutes. Take the time to purchase a local lunch and browse the gift shop for Belize souvenirs.  Then board your air-conditioned motorcoach for the 45-minute ride to Altun Ha, an ancient Mayan ceremonial center that covers five square miles. Archeologists did not know about this ancient site until 1963 when Hal Ball, a pilot and amateur Mayanist, noticed the existence of the ancient site from the air. Three plazas and thirteen structures mark the epicenter with the largest of the pyramids being The Temple of the Masonry Altars. This is where, in 1965, Professor David Pendergast of the Royal Ontario Museum discovered the almost ten-pound jade head of the Sun God Kinich Ahau in the tomb of the Royal Priest. Located only seven miles from the sea, Altun Ha was also a vital trade center during the Classic Period.

Interesting huh?  Even I didn’t read all that.  Consider yourself enriched.  So anyway, we boarded a small boat.    We began the trip in the ocean, transitioned to the river in brackish water and then into fresh water.  Our tour guide, Melissa (Mel), was awesome.  She spotted amazing sites along the river.  She’s been doing it for 13 years.  We saw dolphins, but missed the manatees.  Iguanas.  Crocs.  Howler Monkeys.  Bats.  Herons. 

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2016-01-26 062Above: Duh, it’s a pelican.

2016-01-26 063Above: The 3 of us.

2016-01-26 069Above: Trees and water.  Cool, huh?

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Now for the nature pics:

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2016-01-26 075Above: Iguana

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Above/Below: Heron

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2016-01-26 078Above: Baby croc on a branch.

2016-01-26 079Above: Iguana.

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2016-01-26 081Above: Croc with its mouth open.

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Above/Below: Howler monkeys!

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2016-01-26 085Above: Bats

The temps started off nice but the sun started beating down.  When the boat went fast, it was OK, but when we stopped to look at wildlife, it got hot fast.  After about 2 hours of river touring, we stopped at Black Orchid Resort.  We ate lunch there, then boarded a bus to continue onto the second half of the excursion, the ruins.  A second tour guide joined us.  Mel and Therese gave us a lot of info about their country as well as the ruins.  They wanted us to spread the word about Belize since tourism is 25% of their country’s employment.  There.  I did my part.  Look it up.  https://www.travelbelize.org/

We got to the ruins and for Anne and I, we were feeling pretty sun beaten and weary.  There wasn’t much for shade there and the ruins were cool but you can only look at them for so long.  We had a little over an hour there which was an hour too long.

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2016-01-26 093Above: Sisters.  Anne & Beth.

Once again, the length of the excursion matched the time we were in port.  There wasn’t any time to shop.  Not that we wanted to anyway.  Back onto the ship.

I stopped at the excursions desk to cancel tomorrow’s excursion.  I explained that I tried to cancel within the required 24 hours but no one was at the desk and I had an excursion.  They actually refunded the full price of Jim’s missed excursion since he was sick.  And as for the scuba diving excursion, they refunded 100% of his ticket and kept 25% of mine as the cancellation fee.  How awesome.  That was a lot of money back in our pocket.

We played Bingo this evening.  A complete waste of money.  $40 a person for 3 games with a low payout of $125.  Never again.

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Jim was feeling better and joined us for dinner.

Tonight’s entertainment:

We probably saw a comedy show most every night but I can’t remember exactly what night was what.

Motown music trivia: nope didn’t win.

Jerry Goodspeed Ventriloquist.  This was a funny show and done every well.  If I remember correctly, he had 4 different dummies.  He even managed to have 2 of them sing a duet together and then sing at the same time.  That was impressive.

1-25-16 Cozumel, Mexico

We booked a great excursion to Xplor Park.  What a fun place.  Read the description below, or don’t. 

Xplor Park is a unique underground world, with amazing circuits that invite you to rediscover your emotions and senses within nature. Feel the excitement of flying between trees and into caves with 14 Zip-lines, an adventure with water landings and bridges. Swim along in a river with stunning underground sceneries and surrounded by stalactites and stalagmites. Discover the ancient secrets of this amazing underground world. 

Take a Raft and enjoy along underground rivers in spectacular caves and grottoes, paddle with your own hands and discover the extraordinary rock formations. Drive through the roads of the exotic Caribbean, where grottoes, caves and bridges will fill your engine with adrenaline. Enjoy the thrill of riding between caves, jungle and water!  A portion of the excursion involves driving an easy to operate amphibious vehicle into the trails.

It started with a 40 minute ferry ride to Playa Del Carmen where we boarded a bus to the park.  Daniela, our tour guide, was awesome.  There were 2 groups of 4 for a total of 8 of us in her group.  She called each of our groups “family”.  When she wanted the 4 of us to follow or such, she would say, “OK family…” in her broken English voice.  It was a phrase we used (accent all all) throughout the remainder of our vacation. 

We started with the ziplines.  There were a lot of them.  Part of the excursion deal was that we skipped ahead of the lines.  There were no more than 3 people waiting their turn at a time.  This made it really awesome.  Some of the lines were very high up and others were designed for speed.

At one of the rest stops, we saw a strange (to us) animal.  We didn’t bring our camera into the park due to the water and such so I don’t have a photo.  We asked what it was and was told it was like a raccoon to us in the states.  It’s called a Coati.  Here’s a photo off the internet.

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The next activity was a river float/swim in the caverns.  The water was so cold but we got used to it pretty fast. 

Included in park admission was a good buffet.  We had 45 minutes (plenty of time) to eat before starting the next activity…  ATV’s.  This was fun too.  Next activity… paddle rafts.  We had these hand paddle things.  Anne and I didn’t do very well.  We couldn’t steer well and it was just overall miserable for us.  Oh well. 

The park took a ton of photos of us all throughout our activities.  They knew who was who based on the helmets we wore which was numbered and had a microchip.  The photo package was very steep at $90 for all of your photos.  We combined photos with the other group of 4 and split it up in cash.  We shared the link and download code with one another.

At the end of the day, we hopped back on the bus with no extra time to spare and boarded the ship for departure.

Here’s some of the many, many photos the park took (we purchased):

2016-01-25 002Above: Photo op prior to actually riding the vehicles.

2016-01-25 034Above: Anne and Beth.  That camera knew just when to snap the photo.

2016-01-25 035Above: Same photo point as the pic above.  This was just as we went through a lot of muddy water which splashed up all over us.

2016-01-25 038Above: Jim masters the waterways.

2016-01-25 049Above: Yep, that’s me all sideways.  I didn’t do very well at this activity. 

2016-01-25 042Above: Beth and Anne.

2016-01-25 060Above: Jim and I.

2016-01-25 068Above: Jim, me, Beth and Anne.

2016-01-25 069Above: Beth, Anne and perhaps Jim.

2016-01-25 074Above: Beth looked like a pro in every shot.

2016-01-25 079Above: me

2016-01-25 080Above: Another pro shot of Beth.

2016-01-25 092Above: Anne.

This was awesomely fun!

 

Non-park photos

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2016-01-25 011Above: Our ship is in the background.

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Today’s entertainment:

Gender Showdown – The audience is split into 2, men against women.  They ask each other a trivia question about the opposite sex’s typical interests.  For example, men ask the women a trivia question about plumbing.  Women then ask the men to answer a question about a designer.  The team captains gather answers and are the spokespeople for the team.  That’s pretty much it.

Motown music trivia.  Nope, we didn’t win this one either.

1-24-16 At Sea

Rough seas.  Holy crap.  Well, basically a continuation of last night’s roughness.  We tried to make the best of it.  We went to the At Sea Brunch (or names similarly).  I was a little queasy again.  We went midship and sat at the lower decks.  This tends to have the least amount of movement.  It was a great day to nap… 

By the way, previous cruiser friend, Jill, spotted 4 cases of water piled in our room and asked if we carried those on board.  Good question Jill! 

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Nope, we preordered them for $2.99 a case and they were delivered to our room.  Here’s an article about it.  Oh, and here’s what Carnival says:  https://help.carnival.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/2634/~/liquor-and-beverage-policy-q%26a

It’s a great policy and handled very well… I think. 

2016-01-24 018Above: Towel critter.

2016-01-24 021Above: The dining staff put on a quick “show” and had everyone wave their napkins while someone sang “That’s Amore”.

Prime rib and lobster were on the menu.  Anne and I don’t like lobster so we only had the prime rib. Beth and Jim had both.  Both entrees were amazing.  Good job Carnival!

2016-01-24 127Above: Me and Beth

2016-01-24 026Above: A view to the American Lobby where all the trivia games were held.

2016-01-24 027Above: Ann and Beth.  Making fun of the over-done eagle theme.

2016-01-24 028Above: Jim, Anne and Beth.  Look, it’s an eagle.

Entertainment:

Show in the theater = Nightclub Express: A journey through music at best known night clubs like Studio 54, etc.  I enjoyed the singing but the dancers, as usual were out of sync.

70’s music trivia… nope didn’t win.

1-23-16 Port Canaveral, FL

We bought Carnival’s Faster to the Fun pass.  This was pretty awesome. $60 per cabin.

  • Priority Check-in with Express Boarding -The quicker you board the ship, the quicker you're holding a frosty drink.
  • Guaranteed Stateroom - Your stateroom will be ready as soon as you board, so you can relax or freshen up for the fun you're about to have.
  • Express Luggage - Your luggage will be expedited to your stateroom so you can unpack and get settled in for a great vacation!
  • Guest Services - You'll have a dedicated phone number and line at Guest Services so you can
    quickly have your questions answered.

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We got onboard fast.  Jim and I took a chance on an odd shaped large room in the very back of the ship.  We read reviews, viewed photos and just generally researched the heck out of it the best we could. We took room 2470.  Reviews indicated a lot more noise, vibration and movement.  The room was large.

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Beth and Anne had room 2400.  They liked their room and were happy to not have ours.  Once they stepped into ours while the boat was moving, they had to leave.  It was too much for them. 

We ate lunch at the buffet, Rosie’s.  I was pretty impressed.  I don’t remember other cruise lines having unique customer creation stations like this.  They had a deli (sandwich) window, burrito window, fish & chips station (fried fish and other fishly things), Mongolian Wok (you put the stirfry ingredients in a bowl and they cook it up).

We explored the ship, returned to our cabin and found our luggage had already arrived (thanks to Faster to the Fun).  We unpacked and then found a spot to stand as the ship sailed away. 

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2016-01-23 118Above: Beth, moi, Jim

For the most part, we avoided the buffet (although it was tasty) when possible.  All dinners were spent in the dining room using the “my time dining” option.  The food was awesome.  I’m sure I’ll mention it again within the blog later on.

The water was so rough.  It was horrible.  I guess those storms we ran away from were still messing with us.  Beth gets extreme motion sickness so this cruise was a gamble for her in general.  Oh, she was prepared.  We had those pressure point wrist bands with us and she had that motion sickness prescription patch.  It worked for her despite some minor drowsy side effects.  Me?  I was feeling queasy.

2016-01-23 013Above: Jim posed with a strange statue in the “Paris Hot” lounge.  Strange bar.

Pics from dinner:

2016-01-23 014Above: Beth and I

2016-01-23 015Above: Anne & Jim

2016-01-23 016Above: If I remember, this was brisket and was delicious. 

For entertainment, most every night we played some trivia game, saw a show and or a comedian or two. It’s difficult, nor necessary, to name each night’s show.  Well, maybe I will.  Not sure.  OK, tonight was the “Welcome Aboard Show” and the dancers were horribly out of sync anytime they performed.

1-22-16 Friday (Savannah & Jacksonville)

Before I even mention today’s actual stuff, I have to clarify our change of plans.  We were to leave today (Friday) but due to an ice storm coming to Charlotte Thursday late night/Friday early morning, we had to head for the hills.  Well, the flatlands of Florida.  Jim coordinated a Hilton Homewood Inn hotel in Jacksonville for Friday night but that would have been too far a drive with our change to leave Thursday night.  So, we had reservations in Savannah as well.  After work, we finalized our packing and headed to Beth and Anne’s for departure.  Dinner at Culver’s.  Mmmmmm.  4 hour drive to Savannah with a midnight-ish check-in.

We expected better of the room.  It was a 2 bedroom, 2 bath, living room with wood burning fireplace and kitchenette.  Our toilet was a little dirty and had a ring in it.  The girls had a glass in their room that was so filthy, it was scary.  The tubs looked dirty and stained.  Upon closer inspection it looks like they had been previously painted or something.  Ann and Beth wouldn’t use their tubs while Jim and I did.  I took a handwipe and rubbed vigorously at a spot in the tub to see if any dirt came off.  No dirt so I’m thinking it was just stained. 

The fireplace was real nice.  It came with one of those paper/starter logs.  We really didn’t get to enjoy it since we were all so tired.  That was Thursday…

Friday was an easy day.  We just needed to drive to Jacksonville.  We checked out of our hotel and stopped in Eulonia, GA for dinner.  We saw signs for Dockside restaurants and followed them up some creepy back streets to a marina.  Ultimately, upon arrival, we decided against eating here.  It looked like there may have been a couple of places but one was closed and the other looked like it should have been.  We went to Altman’s Restaurant.  It was a small town restaurant with nice people and good food. 

We checked into a nicer but smaller Hilton Homewood.  Again, a 2 bedroom, 2 bath.  This time, no fireplace. Sad face.

In search of supplies, snacks, bottled water and the like, we hopped into the car and stocked up at Target.  The hotel was within a shopping mecca so everything was in walking distance.  We had an appetizer and adult beverage dinner at the Cheese Cake Factory.  A great start to our vacation.

Photos from the day:

2016-01-22 008Above: Jim, Beth, Garret, Ann.  Yes, I (Garret) knows he’s gotten fatter.

2016-01-22 005Above: Me and Anne.  Backseat besties.

2016-01-22 006Above: Jim.  He drove most of the trip.

2016-01-22 007Above: Beth.  Vehicle owner and driver relief.