Our SaturDAY was pretty boring so I’ll spare you (for a change) the details of how many times I washed my hands or brushed my long flowing hair.
Fast Forward 
OK, we’re now at dinner with Al & Jack and Carl & Tim. We’ve went to TGI Friday’s with a coupon. $5.00 off each friend’s meal = $25.00 off the bill.
Above/Below: Jack & Al. Al has his hand up because he constantly tries to block his face from photos. He works for the government. I’m not sure why postal workers cover their face too. In the photo below, Al has that, “I asked you not to take my photo and you did it anyway, you asshole” look.
The best part about Friday’s other than the peach tea, food, being with good friends, where was I going with this? Oh, hair. I won’t refer to Alix over at Casa Hice’s baldness. I try not to tease her baldheadedness. Sitting behind Jim was this guy with the worse hair piece ever. If it wasn’t a hair piece than I feel even worse for the guy. Maybe not worse, maybe more laughy.
Dude, no one has that much hair… unless you purchased it.
Above: Pretty sky as we left Friday’s.
Time to bowl! And really, the only reason I like to bowl is because the rental shoes make me feel sexy skinny taller smarter goofy.
Above/Below: This is Carl. Carl has a pig nose.
Above: Tim picks out a ball. Tim’s personal custom-made bowling ball was chipped and cracked. By the end of the evening it had lost more pieces. I was convinced that he’d be bring home a billiard’s ball with all that was left to the poor thing.
Above: Go Jim!
Above: Go Garret! Why must I make silly faces when someone takes my picture? Ummmm, thanks, I wasn’t making a face. This was my poker face (which explains why I did so poorly.)
Above: An action shot!
Above: There’s Al, hiding himself. He thinks FEDEX and UPS are out to get him. Then there’s me. Then there’s… no keeping looking at me for a while longer. OK, then there’s Jack.
Above: Tim will hate this picture of him but then again he hates all of his photos. Carl (on the right) won’t care because he doesn’t read the blog.
Very pretty sky.
ReplyDeleteHairpiece guy looks like someone but I can't think of who... so maybe it's a disguise? Looks like he'd look fine as a bald guy... cracks me up that you phone pic snipered him!!
You just love talking about balls, don't you?
And the reason for posting that last pic was...... Your a BUTTHEAD!
ReplyDelete::snickers like Bevis & Butthead::
ReplyDeleteYou said balls.
Oh for the love of Pete...
ReplyDelete{didn't you used to date him? Pete?}
No, but seriously - thanks SO MUCH for continuing to protect my fragile ego by not calling attention to my baldheadedness. You really are a dearheart Garret. A true friend. No, really. Really you are! A virtual paragon of friendship!
I'm beginning to understand why Al hides his face around you.
And the guy with the John Denver hair? Send him to my wig shop. They can help the poor soul out. It'll cost him tho.
And finally... about your fine bowling poses: Your gum and butt crack is showing.
XO XO XO
Hey guys, the header logo picture of your two is beautiful, but now out of date...there are no nice mountains like that...in Florida..oh well, can you tell, I sooo miss that fabulous scenery out west...I have to start making plans to head back west as soon as possible, have not been able to adjust to this very flat, boring, uninspiring scenery here.
ReplyDeleteKen from Tampa
Speaking of balls, what were your scores? Bowling scores??
ReplyDeleteEver curious Nancy in Iowa
@Alix: I can't believe you could see the gum in my butt crack! It's a good place to keep it to stay warm and gooey.
ReplyDelete@Ken: I know, I know. Maybe I should post one where we lay in a basket of oranges, with the hot sweltering sun beating down on us, as a gator nips at our feet?
@Nancy: Scores? We played 3 vs. 3. Only half of us broke 100 and it wasn't me!
You guys always have a good time!
ReplyDeleteI barely made it here to post a comment, i was so enthrawled at your picture... i could barely stop staring. Luckily the phone rang and brought me out of my trance. Phew.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you having such a great time! :)